This is how we close the show.

stephensexual:

sheamusfan1673:

thepoeticpony:

exospherica:

ravenbow:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

lxii:

paolofab:

angeeewa:

bellumpax:

THIS IS THE CUTEST TRASH CAN I HAVE EVER SEEN

OMG WHAT DID I JUST SEE THAT WAS ADORABLE

dude got some advice from a trashcan

Can I just have the job of voicing this trash can?

DSKJLFKJLDKDJSLKJ

I WANT THIS TRASHCAN IN MY LIFE

someone make a cartoon of this show right now please now NOW

I remember when I saw this at Disneyworld omfg auoadhoushduas

DID THAT FUCKING TRASH CAN. JUST HELP A GUY TO PROPOSE?

every one needs this trash can in their life

i don’t reblog vids but that was fuckin amazing baha i loved it!!

That is adorable. Disneyland needs PUSH.

awesomephilia: Humans are made of food…

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:17:35 +0100

awesomephilia:

Humans are made of food…

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melclarkey: Iggy is a fellow white gurl with booty yes girl

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:46:36 +0100

melclarkey:

Iggy is a fellow white gurl with booty yes girl

bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:45:34 +0100

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

singthegreys: pleasent: Perfect indie blog that follows...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:45:11 +0100

singthegreys:

pleasent:

Perfect indie blog that follows back

If I unzipped a guy’s jeans and found this I’d headbutt him and leave

that moment when one of your drinking buddies turns up on...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:32:37 +0100

that moment when one of your drinking buddies turns up on tumblr!

thetidebreaks: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:20:36 +0100

thetidebreaks:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Thanks Mufasa.

saltandvinegarcrisps: the internet is trying to break up with...

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:44:25 +0100

saltandvinegarcrisps:

the internet is trying to break up with me

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