1. jerkofficial:

    jerkofficial:

    lets play a game, guess what im eating

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  4. ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

    ralphthemouth:

    lady—hulk:

    It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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  5. The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

    kinell:

    try me

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  6. 
35-24-35

    35-24-35

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  7. roselastrider:

    >gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

    >she then tells me to talk dirty

    >tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

    >she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

    >copulate and educate

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  8. aquaticwonder:

    Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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  10. cannibalcoalition:

    You know what?

    I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

    Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

    I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

    Not natural. Is not bad.

    Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

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